'War Bad, Boobs Good' Heavy Cotton Tee - Black

Let's be real—there’s too much crap going on in the world, and we’re all just sick of the drama. So, let’s cut through the noise with this simple truth: War sucks, but boobs? Always good. Made from 180gsm cotton, this tee’s as solid as your stance on life. The relaxed fit gives you room to breathe, while the crew neck keeps it casual.

This shirt isn’t just for a laugh (though it'll get one)—it’s a reminder to stop stressing about the bullshit and start appreciating the good stuff. It’s comfy, durable, and ready to handle whatever life throws at you. Plus, it’s ethically produced with US-grown cotton and made in Europe. So, you’re not just wearing something badass, you’re wearing something that’s got some quality behind it.

Product Features:

• Made from 180gsm cotton—this thing’s built to last, no flimsy stuff here
• Shoulder tape for added stability (because no one likes a saggy tee)
• No side seams for a smooth, sleek look that fits just right
• Ribbed neckline that won’t lose shape (even after a few beers)
• Ethically produced with US-grown cotton and made in Europe (yeah, we care about the good things)

Care Instructions:

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed (because, let's be honest, you’ll spill something)
  
• No dry cleaning. You're not that fancy.
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) — keep it simple
• Tumble dry low (unless you wanna air dry like a hipster)