'Mommy's Little Alcoholic' Heavy Cotton Tee - Blue

Whether you're kicking back with the boys or stumbling through the night, this shirt's got your back (and your liver). Made from a solid 180gsm cotton, it’s thick, durable, and built to handle whatever you throw at it—because you're not here for weak fabrics. The relaxed fit gives you the room to breathe (and maybe a little extra room for beer belly growth), while the crew neck keeps you looking casual without trying too hard.

This tee’s perfect for when you wanna let everyone know you’ve got a special relationship with the bottle. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just a gift for your favorite boozehound (sorry, Mom). It’s comfy as hell, has no side seams for that smooth, sleek look, and is made to last through every drunken adventure.

Product Features:

• Made from 180gsm cotton—this isn't your flimsy t-shirt, it's the real deal
• Shoulder tape for added stability (because no one’s got time for stretched-out sleeves)
• No side seams, just a clean silhouette for your wild lifestyle
• Ribbed neckline that won’t stretch out, no matter how many shots you take
• Ethically produced with US-grown cotton (we care, but we're still a mess)

Care Instructions:

• Non-chlorine bleach if it gets dirty (you know it will)
  
• No dry cleaning. Keep it real.
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)—you’re not a monster.
• Tumble dry on low (unless you’re too lazy to even do that)