"Drunk Cigs Don't Count" - Phone Case

We get it. Sometimes, life gets a little… reckless. Maybe you “accidentally” texted your ex. Maybe you swore you wouldn’t smoke, but hey, drunk cigs don’t count, right? Either way, your phone deserves the same level of questionable decision-making protection as you do. That’s where this Phone Case comes in—keeping your device safe from all the chaos you put it through.

Going out? Partying a little too hard? Dropping your phone like it’s hot? No worries. This case laughs in the face of bad decisions and keeps your screen intact while you live your best (and slightly questionable) life. Also, it makes the perfect gift for that one friend who swears they’re quitting, but you know better.

Why This Case is as Solid as Your Drunk Logic:

• Made from Lexan, the same kind of material used in fighter jets. Your phone is basically invincible (you, not so much).

• Lay-flat bezel design – because screens don’t like concrete.

• Shock-absorbing rubber liner – for when your grip strength disappears after shot number three.

• Glossy finish – makes the colors pop like your DMs at 2 AM.

• UV protection – so it won’t fade, even if your memories of last night do.

How to Keep It Looking Fresh:

• Wipe it down with a damp microfiber cloth (or your sleeve, let’s be real).

• Got mystery stains? A little dish soap should do the trick.

• Avoid fire, extreme drops, and regrettable late-night texting.

If you’re gonna make questionable life choices, at least make one good one—get this case.